The Wizard’s Quest Series

🧙✨ Meet The Wizard ✨🧙

🧙✨ Meet The Wizard ✨🧙

In this first chapter, our two bumbling heroes, Kevin an’ Lance, stumble into the lair o’ the great wizard Maginnis MacBagginis. Sent on a mysterious quest by the ancient spellcaster, the two idiots are in way o’er their heads. Chaos, magic, an’ utter nonsense await them! Watch as they begin their hilarious, dangerous adventure in Meet The Wizard!


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✨ ☉ Facing The Firehawk ☉ ✨

✨ ☉ Facing The Firehawk ☉ ✨

Wee Kevin an’ Lance dive headfirst intae the blisterin’ Fields o’ Firelight, where they must face the fearsome Firehawk in their quest fer the Solar Ember Blossoms. Will they nab the flowers or get fried alive? Watch the flames fly in this latest episode o’ sheer madness!


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✨☽ The Swamp O’ Sorrow ☽✨

✨☽ The Swamp O’ Sorrow ☽✨

Kevin an’ Lance venture intae the eerie Silver Mire, facin’ the haunting Lady Midnight an’ their own deepest regrets. Can these two eejits survive the swamp o’ sorrow an’ nab the Moonvine Roots, or will they be swallowed by their own misery? Find oot in this hilariously tragic episode!


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✨🌀 ☿ The Windy Bastards  ☿🌀✨

✨🌀 ☿ The Windy Bastards ☿🌀✨

In this wild adventure, Kevin and Lance tackle the fierce winds o’ the Howlin’ Cliffs, facin’ off against a gang o’ mischievous Wind Spirits. With no plan, no brains, and nae sense, they’ve got tae outsmart the wind itself tae nab Mercury’s Fleet Foot Fern. Prepare for chaos, calamity, and a whirlwind o’ sheer stupidity in “The Windy Bastards”!


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✨♀ Sirens O’ The Isle ♀✨

✨♀ Sirens O’ The Isle ♀✨

Watch as our two eejits, Kevin an’ Lance, face off against deadly sirens on a cursed isle! With pure hearts full o’ shite and brutal honesty, they somehow survive the jaws of the carnivorous Venus’s Heart Bloom. This hilarious misadventure is full o’ laughs, near-death moments, and daft charm! Nae tae be missed!


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✨♂The Ruins O’ Redstone♂✨

✨♂The Ruins O’ Redstone♂✨

In this thrillin’ episode, our favorite dafties, Kevin an’ Lance, square up against the Spirit o’ The Red Knight, a legendary warrior set on guardin’ the enchanted Mars Warspike herb. They dinnae want a fight, but the Red Knight’s nae one tae let intruders waltz off wi’ his treasure! Will the lads survive the clash o’ the ages an’ finally get that cursed herb, or will they be the latest additions tae the Knight’s eerie collection o’ bones?


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✨♃Clash wi’ the Thunder Serpent♃✨

✨♃Clash wi’ the Thunder Serpent♃✨

Brace yerself for a storm o’ laughs as two daft Scots square up against the legendary Thunder Serpent in a high-stakes battle tae claim the Jupiter Sky Fruit! Lightning, tests o’ wisdom, an’ pure foolishness await in the clouds!


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✨♄The Taming o’ Time: Fartin’ aroond in the Faerie Labyrinth♄✨

✨♄The Taming o’ Time: Fartin’ aroond in the Faerie Labyrinth♄✨

After surviving beasts, sirens, and spirits, Kevin and Lance face their greatest challenge yet: a faerie labyrinth ruled by the Time-bendin’ Faerie Queen. With sly familiars by their side, they must outwit traps that twist time and claim the final herb. But when the cost of power turns out tae be a bit more… familiar than expected, these two eejits learn that sometimes the prize isnae what it seems.


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The Sacred Scrubbin’

The Sacred Scrubbin’

Watch as Wee Kevin an’ Lance try tae end their wizard’s quest wi’ a daft ritual tae “let go” o’ the shite they’ve gathered. Cursed herbs, ancient scrolls, an’ a collection o’ ridiculous treasures—all ready tae be released! But can these dafties pull it off, or will they end up in another magical disaster?


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* Please Excuse Wee Kevin's sometimes shoddy Pronounciation, he was born this way!